Greeting Card - Damn, You’re Getting Old
Greeting Card - Damn, You’re Getting Old
Ships within 1-3 days
- Orders are shipped within 1-3 days
- Free shipping on orders over SEK 899
- 14-day return policy
Saggy balls, saggy years! 🍒
The "Damn, You’re Getting Old" Card from Dicks Don’t Lie puts a cheeky spin on aging! Featuring a humorous illustration of some low-hanging balls, this card is perfect for bringing a laugh to any birthday celebration. Printed on premium 300 gsm paper and paired with an ochre envelope, it’s guaranteed to stand out and deliver a giggle.
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Key features
Key features
Cheeky design: Features a playful illustration of a penis with low-hanging balls.
Premium quality: Printed on 300 gsm paper with an ochre envelope.
Blank inside: Plenty of room for your personal birthday wishes.
Product Details
Product Details
Size: 15 x 10 cm
Material: Premium 300 gsm paper
Envelope: Ochre, made in London
Origin: Made in Belgium
Weight: 17 g
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
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📦 Shipping Details:
- We currently only ship to select countries.
- All orders are shipped within 1-3 days.
- We use PostNord and DHL as carriers.
- Shipping cost starts from SEK 45,00 up to SEK 79,00.
- Enjoy free shipping on orders over SEK 899,00.
🚚 Returns Policy:
- We have a 14-day return policy. You have 14 days after receiving your item to request a return.
- Return shipping is paid by the customer.
- If shipments are not collected, we charge a handling fee of SEK 249,00.
For more detailed information, please visit our refund policy page.
Feel free to contact us if you have any questions or need further assistance!
Why you'll love it 😍
The "Damn, You’re Getting Old" Card from Dicks Don’t Lie brings humor and charm to any birthday celebration. Whether you're sending it to a close friend or keeping it as a collectible, this card adds a fun, cheeky twist to the aging process that’s sure to bring a smile!
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